Q1. How do you usually spend your days? Are you taking good care of your health? Sleeping and eating well?
Of course. The human body has certain needs that must be met or else it will fail to function.
Q2. They say you will take care of anything if asked. Is that true?
Certainly. If your interests and mine align, that is.
Q3. What’s the name of that boy that seems to visit you often? (The boy from Smash Toon)
I’m not so idle as to remember every little detail like that.
Q4. What did you study in college? Did you graduate?
I did my course in natural philosophy.
Q5. Where does your Frankontainer keep coming from?
Let’s just say it’s state-of-the art technology.
Q6. I don’t think anyone’s ever really seen you not wearing your glasses. Do you have bad eyesight? Could you tell us what your exact vision is?
I do not wish to share such information about my body.
Q7. Are you unaware that you are actually quite dashing?
I’ve never thought much about outward appearances, so I’m not sure I understand why you’re asking such a question. As long as you’re not so hideous as to be otherworldly, does it really matter?
Q8. I’ve read your story. How do you feel about your creation (the monster) being typically called by your name (Frankenstein) and being portrayed as having green skin with stakes coming out of its neck and head? Did you come to this world right after creating the monster or before?
…Ah, looks like I have a guest. My apologies, but it looks like I’ll have to excuse myself for now.