[Ep.6] Ask Legends Anything!

Not at all, I also just got here! Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule for this interview.

Then, let’s get straight to it.

Q1. Please give us a brief introduction!

Of course.

My birthday is on June 7th, and my height is around 183 cm. After all, the ladies might feel a bit intimidated if you’re too tall.
I enjoy having teatime with snacks.
My body is a combined result of all the technology of the Zetto Petto company, so I’ve always been a good swimmer. I once fell into the sea but swam all the way to the other side!
And this bag I carry… has many things in it. This enables me to consistently meet a lady’s needs. Maintenance tools, handkerchiefs, and whatnot… However, revealing every single thing in the bag, doesn’t exactly strike me as cool or convenient.

Hmm… I see! Next question.

Q2. Please tell us about the Zetto Petto company.

We, the Zetto Petto company, are here to help all inanimate persons. We try to help them live as their proud selves here in Library World, as I am doing.
My secretary Gemini is even more passionate about it than I am.
Hook and Jack O’ are some of our regulars. We often talk outside of work as well, thanks to our close relationship.
Please, come visit the company. I’d be happy to give you a tour.
It is one of Synop City’s popular tourist courses.
If I’m lucky, I’m even able to serve as an escort for the ladies.

Ahaha… I see.

Q3. Are you usually a talkative man?

 People do say that I’m talkative. I’m simply trying to keep the ladies from becoming bored.
Of course, if a lady were to prefer silence, I am more than happy to respect her wishes.

Up next… is a question about the Blue Fairy!

Q4. What kind of relationship did you have with her? Do you have any particularly special memories with her?
What would you say to her first if you were to meet her again?

She saved me from certain death, and offered me to live with her.
Please read my story for more details.
I apologize, I don’t particularly want to talk about this further.

Q5. Lastly, is there anything you would like to say to your fans?

Like a flower in the sunlight, may your beauty and happiness blossom for a long time.

Thank you for the interview!

The day’s already getting dark. The next Legend will be…

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Oh, Kurenai, hello! I was looking for you.

Hi-!

There are some letters your fans sent you, Kurenai. Let’s see… We’ll read them one at a time.

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Q6. Do you remember all the friends you’ve met so far in exact detail? Or do you remember just the basics (name, appearance)? Also, how do I become your friend?

Ooh! Of course, I remember all the friends I’ve met so far!

…is what I’d like to say,
but I’m not exactly the sharpest oni. But I try my best!
I even try to jot down the names and faces of the friends I meet each day to help me remember!
But we will always be friends at heart. Let’s keep it up, friend!

Q7. How high can you go when using the “Art of Wind” Skill?

Sorry! I actually don’t know how high I can go! I haven’t thought about that one!

Q7-1. Could you give a demonstration here, perhaps?

Sorry, but my sensei, who taught me my ninja skills, told me that “skills are not to be messed around with.”
I’ll let you know next time!

Q8. Were you ever truly angry?

 Hmm… I’m not sure. I don’t ever remember being really mad.

Q9. What kind of food do you like?

I like sushi!

Q10. What’s you favorite thing?

The smiling faces of the people!

Q11. What do you think of Aoi?

She’s a good friend!

Q12. Who did you learn ninjutsu from?

Ooh! I learned it from the village in my story the beginning! It was more martial arts than ninjutsu, though!
And after coming to Library World, I met a ninja sensei! Sensei is amazing! I don’t know where Sensei is right now though… because Sensei is a ninja

Q13. To my knowledge, you’re keeping your powerful oni powers hidden, but if you were to unleash it, would you become big like Aoi?

 Ooh! From what I’ve heard from Aoi, onis would become as big as they were strong.
I thought I would become like that when I grew bigger. But I’m still kind of like a human.
I think I may be reigning in my oni powers or something?
Or maybe that’s just how I am. I don’t know.

Oh, this letter is a bit big. Let’s open it!

 Wow! This is me? Awesome! Thank you!

Thank you for the interview!

Right now, I am here at Umbra’s HQ to interview Yong Yong.

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Hello, Yong Yong!

Looks like Yong Yong’s in a good mood, so let’s start the interview!

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Q14. Do you have any plans for after you win SMASH LEGENDS?

(Umbra has helped translate Yong Yong’s response since Yong Yong cannot speak yet)
Nope! Just want more treasure!

Q15. What’s the most expensive item in your nest?

…

Oh, it must be something that could get you in trouble.
I see!

The next question is… Oh?

 What business do you have with our pet dragon?
This child will become a massive and ferocious beast befitting of its title as dragon. Everyone in Umbra is looking forward to it. Since it was entrusted to us from the Dragon Bank, you can probably guess its lineage even without me having to say it, no?

Oh, I see… Ahaha… Well, uh, please excuse me.

Phew… Seeking out the Legends is no easy task.

Oh no! Watch out!!

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Phew… Thank you for helping– Oh!
Marina. Always doing the good work!

 Nothing like this tail for giving the bad guys a beatdown!

You know, this place is quite dangerous for you to be just walking about.

Thanks for your help. Speaking of…
I have a bundle of letters here full of questions from your fans, Marina.

Do you have a moment?

Sure.

Thank you.

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Q16. What kind of food do you like?

Desserts maybe?
I need to train a lot and be in good shape, so I can’t have them often.

Q17. Can you use your power to pass through people? (Like your hand passing right through someone else’s when you reached out…) If so, that sounds troublesome.

Yeah. I’ve had times when I couldn’t pick things up, or fell through the floor without wanting to.
If it wasn’t for this suit, those things might still be happening to me.
I’ll catch Umbra and get them to revert my body to how it was. If that’s even possible…

Q18. Would you say you are good with your hands?

 I don’t think I’m half bad. But fiddling with small things can get a bit frustrating.

The next question is…

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Narsha! All wrapped up over there?

Yep! Another day of protecting Synop City!

Narsha! Hello! Thanks for everything you’re doing.

Q19. There have been a lot of questions regarding your gender, Narsha… Seeing as you’re wearing heels, could you perhaps be…

 Me? I’m a– Hey! Nice try, but no use trying to expose my identity.
A hero is someone who saves people. A hero never reveals their identity!

I-I see… Thank you always keeping the streets safe!